South Italy

Country: South Italy


 * failedforcontent; GMT


 * Human name: Lovino Vargas


 * Age: 21


 * Birthday: March 17th

He wanted to be an actor when he was young, but dropped out of the idea... This may or may not have something to do with his brother. He was a screenplay writer instead for a while, but then he dropped out of that as well when all his dark and dismal stories were rejected, and now submits to his true calling; critiques. He's spent time living in Italy and Spain before he ended up in California, and both his work and his plain old attitude and ways of speech reflect that. He's pretty loose about gossip, definately beleives and disbeleives things based on who's saying it, who it's about, and how much he WANTS it to be true. He doesn't like the spotlight much. Compliments are always shot down. He likes girls... in the most superficial manner...
 * Personality: A head-strong, stubborn person who often acts quite childish, but he seems to get away with it (or at least he thinks he does) because his job allows for him to be an eccentric fop.


 * Job: Critic


 * Talents: Writing... also good at cooking but not at other everyday things. Is good at eating, moreso. And complaining.

History

 * Moved to California where his family resides. Before then, made himself a name in Southern Europe. Reunions with his family were stoic, at best, but he quickly became re-integrated with them. Moved into his personal apartment, which happens to be above a pizzeria, which is of course a co-incidence to his nationality(?) or tastes(?). Is fluent in Italian, Spanish, and English, the things he studied alongside journalism & media at Marbella University (Malaga, Spain), but retains no officially earned college degree. He does, however, have an honorary degree, as he actually did completely learn all the course materials, but failed the grades for being a lazy ass.


 * In September and October of 2010, had a flighting "affair" with musician Im Yong Soo. It was a short engagement that enraged many, including Vargas's family, for a number of reasons... the short list being Catholisicm, and mutual extortion. As Lovino quoted to the press, "I actually just wanted him to pay my rent. I was vying for civil union, to be fair. I thought about feeling a little bad when he said he loved me, but when he figured out I was a TV and Film critic and not a damn music critic, he told me he was in it for some positive acclaim. And broke off the engagement. Which is fine, his personality is fucking unbearable! Now I just gotta find another way to pay rent. I guess I could actually work, but, that would defeat the point of not working." Nobody commented on the depths of his will to louch.


 * He was victim to a serial case of people getting bashed over the heads with a guitar in October of 2010, but vyed not to press charges on the basis of a spoken contract of getting some free stromboli off the offender.