Quotes

'''You know the media. Celebrities can say some of the darnedest things, right? So here is a page just for displaying some of those weird quotes your characters have said in an RP situation! So feel free to edit and add them, or simply just let one of the moderators know about the quote and they'll add it!'''

Format!:

[Context (what was the character doing/talking about at the time?)]

Character: -INSERT DIALOGUE HERE-

'''The quotes will be categorised by month, so if you want to dig up quotes from past months, just add the heading of the month. Otherwise we'll be starting from here on out! 8D'''

'''And without futher ado, here we go! (/plonksafewtostartusoff)'''

March 2011
[in an alley outside the Meraviglie building]

Camille: ...well, I guess I'll be going. -smiles, and heads off to leave... but, being too curious to just let it go, she doubles back to the Meraviglie entrance and heads upstairs to peer out the window to see if he leaves because that's not creepy at all, Cami-

Arthur: Ah, goodbye! *shifty eyes again, then when she's gone, gets back down on the ground and continues looking*

Camille: ... -mumbles to herself- I KNEW he was looking for something... -and she keeps watching like a creeper-

Arthur: *sjdfjdsf* It has to be around here somewhere-- AHA! *finds a bag of white powder behind a box of some description* Little bugger, there you are! *ZELDA ITEM THEME; DA-NA-NA-NAAA*

Camille: ..is that coffee creamer...? -mumblemumblecreeps-

April 2011
[in a bar, after a good few glasses of alcohol]

Arthur: What else do you want me to say? *huff*

Francis: Something a little more useful to use in a conversation, for one.

Arthur: ...There was a conversation?

Francis: Up until you killed it. *laughs*

Arthur: *frowns* Well, only because you were being... Gh...

Francis: Because I was being what? *smirks, leeeeeans over*

Arthur: ...French. *huff*

Francis: *that causes Francis to bust out laughing, excuse him for a moment*

Arthur: *narrows eyes*

Francis: Oh, that's such a cruel comeback, I don't know if I can recover from that! *lololololol*

[Li Xiao and Li Hua at café for lunch]

Li Hua: Mm.. he'll have the coffee and today's specialty sandwich.

Li Xiao: .. She'll have the iced tea with a slice of cheesecake with strawberries..

Waiter: Right away. *walks off*

Li Hua: ... I'll make you a bet. Two dollars says he manages to mess up on our order in some way.

Li Xiao: ... Interesting bet; we both know you'll win. *Quirks an eyebrow* But fine.

Li Hua: ... -nods- If he manages to deliver it perfectly, you'll be two dollars richer.

Li Xiao: A whole two dollars? Maybe I will have dinner tonight.

June 2011
[on the Lovino Vargas Show]

Divinita Vargas: Well~ I'M HAVING A BABY!

Kiku: ...........................N-NANI?!

Lovino: ...............................................*faints*

[in a cafe with Aditi Sarin, about turning into an animal due to bad karma]

Valon: I am astounded and mind-blown, Miss Sarin.

Aditi: Is that good or bad?

Valon: I'm in an overwhelming state of neutrality.

[on the subject of finding lubricant -- MAYBINAPPROPRIATE]

Lovino: And you can't be fucked finding a substitute?

Antonio: ...Ihavebutter.

Lovino: ...Butter. I am not having buttery cock rammed up my arse, dammit.

[on the subject of Divinita’s pregnancy]

Valon: Yes. A stork’s decided to pay her a visit.

Camille: ...A stork?

Valon: Yes. And because Kiku’s Japanese and Divinita’s Italian but they live in America, the stork will have to put three cultures in a blender. If only I could bear witness to such a moment.

Camille: In a... blender? –she looks horrified-

Valon: ...Yes. Otherwise she could end up with three babies. A Japanese one, an Italian one and an American one. So if she wants one, they need to be mixed together into one baby.

[On going on an adventure with Camille]

Valon: I forgot my adventure gear. And a change of underwear. I am sorry, Mrs Ketchum.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[up to your imaginations]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Divinita: Hey, fratello.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Lovino: ...What.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Divinita: It’s bigger.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Lovino: ...What is.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Divinita: -grins-

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Lovino: .............No fucking way.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[on the subject of Lovino’s sulking]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Divinita: Because his privates aren’t as big as yoooouuuurrr – I mean..! Um, he’s mad because I um... wouldn’t stop bugging him with Shinatty, si si!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[On Yong Soo and his breast groping habits]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Lovino: He then announces that your breasts belong to Ching-Chong Land or whatever.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[Valon contemplating becoming a psychic]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Elena: That sounds cool! But aren’t professional psychics usually seen as kinda fishy? I think you’re good at what you do now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Valon: ...I haven’t eaten fish since May. I should be good.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[On the subject of why Mei seems upset]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Mei: I don't think you'd be able to help, little brother. Girl problems. *pokes his nose*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Yong Soo: Girl problems da-ze? *grins and suddenly starts talking with a gay accent, running his fingers through his hair* Like, sister, I can totes help with girl problems, da-ze~!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[On the subject of Mei being in Gleetalia]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Yong Soo: Stop it with the teasing, Li! Be happy for sister da-ze.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Li Xiao: I am happy for Mei. ... This is my happy face. *Completely devoid of emotion*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[Li Xiao and Yong Soo making fun of Kiku during an argument]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Li Xiao: I think I need to shower. *Shakes his head*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Yong Soo: Yeah da-ze! You smell like aniki Kiku's fap sock da-ze!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Kiku: *chokes and drops his glass of water* N-NANI?!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Yong Soo: ....I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY I FOUND IT, WAS I DA-ZE?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Li Xiao: .... Oh, Kiku. Masturbating to Miku again?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">[When Yong Soo thought Li Xiao was an impostor]

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Yong Soo: ... More mind tricks da-ze. YOU'RE HERE TO STEAL SISTER AND RAID HER PANTIES DA-ZE! It's just like one of my dramas!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Li Xiao: Yong Soo... ... I love you. *Blank face*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Yong Soo: ... *eyes sparkle* R-really? ANIKI LI, I KNEW IT WASN'T AN IMPOSTOR THE WHOLE TIME DA-ZE!

<h2 style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Formspring Quotes <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Formspring: What’s the most exciting thing that happened to you today?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Valon: In the instant that Divinita Vargas announced that she was going to have a baby, I was scratching one of those scratch card things and I won $20. That very instant. It was a very symbolic moment of my life.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Kiku: You should use less capital letters...

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Peter: I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Sofia: You want to act as a call girl? Wow... only in Meraviglie...

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Valon: I don’t want to act as a call girl, I want to earn money for acting as one. But I don’t have the right physique. My dreams are shattered.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Sofia: The stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Arthur: Mathias.