Sweet Dream Fantasy (film)

Sweet Dream Fantasy is a 2010 American pornographic film written and directed by [Directors Name here] and starring Kuroshi Yaranaika (Niran Rattanakosin)

Plot
Rickard is a high-school student with a learning disability; his hot-to-trot teacher, Niran. The whole class is enraptured by this piece of hot, forbidden man, and he obliges, pleasing each of them in turn on his rota of "detention" sessions. Rickard yearns for a turn, and in the meantime, torments himself to all ends. When he falls asleep in class and has the hottest dream yet about his teacher, will he be ready for his "punishment"?

Critic
"The whole thing begins with an entrance scene in which the teacher character is introduced, hilighting the various positive points of his body, trying to get the watcher interested. It was about now I realized this was a homosexual porno, which I hadn't been told, and that pissed me off. But I needed the money.

''So my first thought about this was that it was perverted, and sounded like it was written by sixteen-year-old in her bedroom. The basic plot is sloppy, if you want to call it a plot. There's no allusions at all, which means there's no tension. I guess that would be pretty bad if you were trying to... 'enjoy'... the movie.''

''I had to turn away during the dream sequence. It was that terrifying. I thought it was a pornography, then I thought it was a horror. Then I realized; it must have inintentionally been both. Seriously, whoever devised this thing must have only been trying to cater to some really creepy mothers-basement nerds! A dungeon?! Really?! If I had seen a dragon, it would have been no fucking surprise.''

''And then it doesn't even have a wrap-up. Okay, they screwed, yay. Is that it? Was that all? I mean, was that REALLY the conclusion?! The moral of the story was that happiness is fucking your teacher, who EVERYONE already had a turn with. I mean, I know this is a stupid porn, but seriously. A better ending would have been it turning out THAT was a dream, too. Princess is in another castle! With the principle. Or a dragon.''

''In short, this was terrifying. I'm sure the actors enjoyed themselves fucking well, and if you're into that crazy sort of nerd orgy shit, you'll fucking love it. If I have to say one positive thing, the actor for the teacher worked with what he had. I guess. He needs to graduate to something higher-quality, seriously, nerds get their shit off the net anyway, they're scared of the sun''."

-Lovino Vargas

''Good movie. Much sex.''

- Berwald Oxenstierna